| me: | i want to lose weight. |
| me: | i want to be skinny. |
| me: | i want skinny legs. |
| me: | i want a flat stomach. |
| me: | i want to be thin. |
| me: | *sees Mcdonalds* |
| me: | yolo |
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
(via capt4ins)
