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me:i want to lose weight.
me:i want to be skinny.
me:i want skinny legs.
me:i want a flat stomach.
me:i want to be thin.
me:*sees Mcdonalds*
me:yolo

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

  • post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
  • you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
  • no more selfies allowed
  • blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
  • heroin will be legalized
  • george bush will become president again
  • stock market will crash
  • korea will blow the US up
  • world war 3

(via capt4ins)

j0lene:

when you see sex censored on facebook.

toastyeggos:

well milk my pancakes and call me a ghost fish

I haven’t slept in months and I really wanna be a mermaid

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